The fucking old spice guy(Isaiah Mustafa) is in Chuck.
I had a dream last night that I was on vacation in some weird Museum-Hotel-Estate in the mid west. They had roman and Greek sculptures and white/pink marble walls with a matching floor. It was very fancy with crystal chandeliers.
So the museum part led out into a garden area and there were Dinosaur fossils and skeletons as part of the garden like posed within the trees and bushes. Some of them were animatronic showing a basic waving back and forth or fake roaring.
Then Nick Fury (Sam Jackson MCU) shows up and asks me what I’m doing. I tell him “Vacation” and He scoffs at me “That’s lame” and asks me what there is to do. I proceed to tell him about all of the previous stuff. He takes back his “lame” remark and tells me I have a mission.
So then I’m with Donna (Laura Prepon from That 70’s show) and we’re sneaking into this old folks home /conference. My cover is that of Kelso (Ashton Kutcher from That 70’s Show) This old guy leaves this rolled up ball of money on a small bed and it begins to unroll showing 10’s and 20’s. I try to get his attention but there are too many people and he’s gone.
This old woman says I should take the money. I refuse saying it would be wrong. Then this elderly man comes and takes most of it leaving behind a small but still substantial amount. Donna tells me I should take it. I again refuse and then ask about George Harrison. To which the old woman from earlier has a knowing smile.
I Back peddle saying “Not as in the euphemism for weed, but the actual person” But the woman continues to smile and walks away. So Donna and I proceed to leave the conference which has turned into more of a party. We encounter this guy near some elevators and Donna says “Be Careful, he’ll hurt you” I am wary but I walk by this guy.
He turns to me and offers his hand saying his name is Nathan or something like that. I shake his hand and Donna says the same thing again. So we turn and get on one of the elevators and then I wake up.
I know you’re there somewhere. I don’t mean to ignore you. You changed your url….. again. So I have no idea which of the insane, ridiculous, funny, creepy, sad or inane posts are yours. But know that I am still here, watching and frustrated.
"You cock blocker!" I scream as my OTP who is about to have a romantic moment is interrupted by a third party.
Can I just be submerged in a sauna of chamomile tea.
Anyone ever watch a movie that is hilarious/entertaining but still makes you uncomfortable/embarrassed for some reason?